How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb?

How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five for the actual installation as required by union rules, 3 for monitoring
the installers, a committee of 25 for regulatory over site, 65 staffers for the
committee members, 45 for another committee regarding environmental impact, 16
to run the environmental committee's private jet, 85 staffers for the
environmental committee, 35 more to write up the rules for the committees, an
organizing committee of 15 to set up the whole thing, 1 light bulb czar
appointed by the organizing committee to pretend he is solving the problem, and
1 PR guy to deal with the public backlash and blame the enormous cost of the
project on the Republicans and big business.